Voila! The Magic Page.

More bang for your buck.

A neck trick with a glamorous scarf and I thank you.

One of these scarf things is called Snarf.

Search me.

This is a bit of an 'in' joke.

About three people 

in the world

will get it.

Poor things.

But the reason for Snarf is 

lost behind the intense 

and bamboozling skill 

displayed here.

Shield your eyes. 

I'm begging you.

That's S'narf.

The mythical Ghost Tube.

Here's the spoken patter for my magnificent 
Ghost Tube, just in case you want to nick it:

"Nothing here, nothing here. Oh, would you look at that! 

A lovely silky thing from Nowheresville. It's all 
colour and movement really."

Yes, bewilderingly witty patter.
You don't need to thank me.

And for those non-showbiz types, 
what in the hell is patter?

Don't stress, it's really not worth it.

Oh wait, patter is probably blah blah 
set to timing.

Clear?

Now here comes an instant gag.
It just shot out of those thoughts.

Wheee!

How many blah blahs does it take
to change a light bulb?

Well, two, but they have to bring in 
a couple of yap yaps to supervise.

Please don't sue me for heinous
misappropriation of humour.